moo-doo economics?

It completely sucks when time travelers get caught and have to explain the situation.

Allegedly, “Richard Anthony Smith” (like that’s a real name), special agent from the United States Illuminati (badge number 0931) was sent to defuse and confiscate a MERV6SS-22AN Soviet-made nuclear warhead hidden in a blue cow sculpture in the basement of the Knoxville Museum of Art.

The mission failed when Agent Smith lodged himself in an air conditioning duct leading from the roof (from which a helicopter dropped him off). Udder Fantasy? I don’t know.

500 years from now the Illuminati probably just made a few typos sending Agent Smith back here, most likely to save the economy. Connect the dots for yourself:

• Knoxville should have been Ft. Knox
• Ft. Knox has all that money
• ~800 DOW point drop in last three days
• COW (should have been DOW)

Oh, and the nuclear bit? Well, even declare war on Russia? I guess If he bonds out with credits, latinum, or quatloo, this conspiracy will be confirmed.

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