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These are actual recent quotes from my kids. Where necessary, I made them easier to understand using the attached visual aids.

He Said	She Said
“Can we go see the Incredible Honk?”	“Mmmmm! These Brits are SO, SO good.”
“Here’s a joke, Dad: What’s a Pirate’s favorite restaurant?”	“What are you drinking? Is it Sweet Tea? Is it Beard?”
“I enjoyed eating your sandwich. Would you like it back?”	“Daddy, can I extra-size with you?”

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